Moosetopia

Moose Head

I don't understand why people say I have a big head.

What Bears Do in the Woods

This pic answers the age-old question about what bears do in the woods.

Port-a-potty

What?  You thought I just went in the woods like the rest of the moose????!!!!

Original or Extreme?

Which do I like better, Original or Extreme Moose Tracks?  I don't know -- I'm on the fence. Ha!

WWF Moose

In this pic, I'm posing with my World Wrestling Federation tag team partner, Kid Crusher.  As you can see, we're hangin' at Kid's mansion, waiting to see if Nike will come through with that promised sponsorship deal.