About Me

I’m just a poor moose, who was born on the wrong side of the tracks.  But I wanted to make something of myself so after I failed at medical school, flunked out of law school, lost my job at a Fortune 500 company, and eventually was let go by the local Taco Bell franchise, I decided to become a spokes-moose.  That’s when I made it big!

Ha!  Just kidding!  O.k., just kidding about the first part.  Truth is, I am a spokes-moose (for Moose Tracks ice cream), and it has made me somewhat famous.  But let’s keep that to ourselves.  For the sake of this site, just think of me as your normal, everyday moose with a good sense of humor and the ability to find cool things on the web.

And, oh yeah, I can write.  Most moose (or is it “mooses” or is it “meese”?) can’t write.